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Nov. 11th, 2008 05:11 pm1. I need an alarm clock that can actually tell the time. Mine tends toward eccentricity. It works perfectly as a clock…but when the alarm is set, it tends to randomly go off either an hour before or an hour after the time it was set to. Which is not so useful.
2. I feel very well fed after two days training, with such an extravagant amount of food provided. If I could just spend the rest of my working life training at St Peter's, I would never need to cook again!
3. The trainer we've had these first two days is the spitting image of the actress Sarah Lancashire, back in the days when she was playing Raquel on Corrie. Seriously. The resemblance is uncanny, and very distracting!
4. There are few things less pleasant than some lad waddling along like a penguin because the waistband of his jeans is somewhere around his thighs, so that the full inglorious spread of his butt cheeks is displayed to all and sundry, along with his usually less-than-tasteful choice of underwear.
5. One of those few things mentioned above is some lad wandering along with a hand stuffed down the front of his trousers, as if he thinks any girl that happens to see him will somehow be impressed to know that he likes to play with himself in public.
6. My brain is on overload after two days of intensive training. I now know more than I ever in my life expected to about retail investments.
7. Training in a church hall means we are right up close and personal with the bells that strike each hour. 4pm is especially tuneful, for some reason. Maybe encouraging us to rejoice that it is nearly home time.
2. I feel very well fed after two days training, with such an extravagant amount of food provided. If I could just spend the rest of my working life training at St Peter's, I would never need to cook again!
3. The trainer we've had these first two days is the spitting image of the actress Sarah Lancashire, back in the days when she was playing Raquel on Corrie. Seriously. The resemblance is uncanny, and very distracting!
4. There are few things less pleasant than some lad waddling along like a penguin because the waistband of his jeans is somewhere around his thighs, so that the full inglorious spread of his butt cheeks is displayed to all and sundry, along with his usually less-than-tasteful choice of underwear.
5. One of those few things mentioned above is some lad wandering along with a hand stuffed down the front of his trousers, as if he thinks any girl that happens to see him will somehow be impressed to know that he likes to play with himself in public.
6. My brain is on overload after two days of intensive training. I now know more than I ever in my life expected to about retail investments.
7. Training in a church hall means we are right up close and personal with the bells that strike each hour. 4pm is especially tuneful, for some reason. Maybe encouraging us to rejoice that it is nearly home time.