madness

Someone just phoned my house, thinking they had the number of a solicitor's office. Man, I should have played along and charged him fifty quid just for taking the call!

I have a stye in my eye. It itches. Also? I have learned that I am completely useless at getting eye drops to actually go in my eye.

Small has apparently come down with some kind of terrible lurgy. Great. She stayed with me over the weekend, slept in my bed because she never stays in her own. I'd better stock up on the vitamin C...

madness

Someone just phoned my house, thinking they had the number of a solicitor's office. Man, I should have played along and charged him fifty quid just for taking the call!

I have a stye in my eye. It itches. Also? I have learned that I am completely useless at getting eye drops to actually go in my eye.

Small has apparently come down with some kind of terrible lurgy. Great. She stayed with me over the weekend, slept in my bed because she never stays in her own. I'd better stock up on the vitamin C...