Ahem

[llywela]

Tonight I went to my friend's house, and while we were there a police van pulled up opposite and a burly female cop and her male partner got out. They approached the house opposite, which we know perfectly well is an, ahem, house of ill repute, shall we say. They went in, and the madam who'd opened the door for them then locked it after them. It was all very intriguing, but alas we then had to go cook our meal and by the time we returned to the front lounge the cops had gone, so we were none the wiser about why they'd called.

That house has been the source of much entertainment, over the months...