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My morning so far.

Alarm clock: "Brrrrrrrrrr."
Me: "Nooooo! It can't be morning already!"

Grumbling, I sit up and put the light on, then turn my head to see a mahoosive spider sitting on the wall right by my head...

Now, I'm not squeamish about spiders. But I prefer the little'uns to the big'uns. And I'm not fond of either that close to my bed. Did you know that the average human swallows several spiders a year in their sleep? Pleasant thought, huh.

So anyway, I couldn't leave this ginormous critter where it was, so had to wake myself up enough to find a glass and some paper so I could capture it. The spider was not happy about this.

Spider: "Oy! You can't evict me. I live here!"

I was unmoved. The spider was tossed out of the kitchen window. The Izzy-cat then came through in the opposite direction and spent half the morning singing at me until I got bored and told her to go upstairs to where she actually lives!

(no subject)

My morning so far.

Alarm clock: "Brrrrrrrrrr."
Me: "Nooooo! It can't be morning already!"

Grumbling, I sit up and put the light on, then turn my head to see a mahoosive spider sitting on the wall right by my head...

Now, I'm not squeamish about spiders. But I prefer the little'uns to the big'uns. And I'm not fond of either that close to my bed. Did you know that the average human swallows several spiders a year in their sleep? Pleasant thought, huh.

So anyway, I couldn't leave this ginormous critter where it was, so had to wake myself up enough to find a glass and some paper so I could capture it. The spider was not happy about this.

Spider: "Oy! You can't evict me. I live here!"

I was unmoved. The spider was tossed out of the kitchen window. The Izzy-cat then came through in the opposite direction and spent half the morning singing at me until I got bored and told her to go upstairs to where she actually lives!