Oh, so do I! Croeso i Gymru! Welcome to Wales! And a very warm welcome to anyone for whom 'home' is colder, wetter, greyer and generally more miserable than it is here today. The rest of you can go hang. And please remember that us normal people who live here all the time are trying to carry on with our lives - and you visitors, though undoubtedly lovely people, are making it very difficult for us.

I wonder whether Newport, Chepstow and Cardiff will make any real money out of the Ryder Cup circus? I can't help but feel that so much has been spent on it so far that any actual profit is likely to be somewhat small.