The trouble with the hissing and clicking is that it means he is distressed, which we don't want. But every effort will be made to acclimatise him to his new home and make him comfortable and settled. Fingers crossed he will be happy.

At one point I moved three times in about 15 months, but that was a long time ago - I've been in this flat for about 5 years, so I'm now sitting here thinking to myself, 'I really can't remember what you do about such-and-such when you move...'

It'll all come back, I daresay! I have a list of Things To Do that isn't getting any shorter.