I can instantly think of several snippy replies to "Who are YOU?", but I'm not gainfully employed and wouldn't lose my job if I followed first impulses ;-) :
~~ "Gosh, don't you know? I was hoping you could tell me!"
~~ "Hold on a second while I read my nametag again...."
~~ "If you don't know my name, why did you call me?"
... and so on. (Best you don't hire me to answer your phones, 'kay? [Snerk snerk guffaw!] )
"What number did you call??"
I can instantly think of several snippy replies to "Who are YOU?", but I'm not gainfully employed and wouldn't lose my job if I followed first impulses ;-) :
~~ "Gosh, don't you know? I was hoping you could tell me!"
~~ "Hold on a second while I read my nametag again...."
~~ "If you don't know my name, why did you call me?"
... and so on. (Best you don't hire me to answer your phones, 'kay? [Snerk snerk guffaw!] )